Zack: Dudes, come ON! I’ve been waiting forever!
Gumball: Sorry, sorry! I needed to pack a suitcase!
Gumball: Because of the entire valentine’s I’m gonna get from the classmates.
Darwin: Yeah! We’ve been so good this year! We’re sure to get a bunch of candy!
Zack: Whatever, let’s wait for the bus.
-Bus opens at bus stop-
Darwin- Wow, the bus conveniently stopped right next to us! –Climbs on, followed by Gumball and Zack-
Penny: -From seat on bus- Hi, Gumball, Zack, Darwin. Happy Valentine’s Day!
Gumball: He, he, he… you too..?
Zack: -knocks Gumball out of the way- I will, thank you! –Shoves forward-
-Trio sits in back seat-
Zack: So, what did you get Penny? I got her… nothing. Being there is enough.
Gumball: -nervously looks around- Um… I got… something great!
Zack: Yeah, right…
Gumball: Hey! I totally have something!
Zack: Well, I’ll have a bag ready for her to barf in.
Darwin: We’re at school! –Trio climbs out-
Gumball: I’ll prove you wrong, Zack! This will be the best Valentine’s Day EVER!
Penny: Guys, I heard everything you just said!
Gumball: Oh… sorry!
Zack: Let’s get inside to see this “amazing gift” you have planned.
Gumball: Sure… -leads in-
-Meanwhile, in hallway-
Alan: These books aren’t working! Ruff! –Struggles to carry books on his head, Penny and Carmen walk by
Carmen: Penny, tell your best friend the truth: what are you doing with Gumball!?!?!
Penny: Going to see him at six flags tonight.
Carmen: Wow, I wish you luck! I need to find a way that I can’t hurt Alan!
Penny: Well, I can’t say I’m going to help but a lot, but good luck… -walks away-
-Back to boys-
Darwin: I LIKE CHEESECAKE MORE!
Gumball: NO, I DO!
Zack: I LOVE CHEESECAKE!
Leslie: Well, another day, another Watterson battle!
Teri: Yes! When will they ever separate? –Walks out of view-
Gumball: This is pointless; I like cake-cheese, anyway.
Zack: What’s this gift? –Opens locker and finds small gift in there, tears paper-
Zack: Woo! Gummies from… em… -looks at torn paper- Anton, I think!
Anton: Pfft, that box is from Idaho! I’m passing out valentines right now! –Holds up valentines, a second later, smashed by Tina’s foot-
Jamie: Give us the cards! They’re all ours to incinerate!
Darwin: -backs up-
Gumball: -backs up
Zack: -backs up-
Tina and Jamie: -Come closer-
-Penny in air, kicks Tina-
Penny: Be nice! It’s not right to do that!”
Tina: -Taken aback- Not like a loser could beat me!
Penny: Maybe not, but I can! –Attacks-
Jamie: -stares in amazement-
Zack: This is our chance to escape! –Trio tiptoes away-
-Bell rings for lunch break-
Gumball: Time to put gifts into lockers!
Zack: Okay, then. Let’s get them. –Runs to lockers, puts in combo, opens, takes out pile of cards-
Gumball: -groans- We had to take for EVERYBODY!
Darwin: I and Gumball can be a group, Zack, go deliver your cards!
Zack: Whatever, fish-head. –Runs away-
Gumball: Let’s go!
Gumball: -Pants- Wow that took a while!
Darwin: -Huffs- Yeah…
Jacob: -Comes into view-
Jacob: Greetings, Gumball and Darwin. Happy Valentine’s Day. –Hands over giant chocolate bars-
Gumball: Oh, yay! –Chomps one down-
Darwin: -already eating- So good…
Jacob: So, anything new?
Gumball: Other than today, nope.
Darwin: We’re doing great, too! Any prospects for Valentines?
Gumball: Not really… -Glances at Penny in far hallway-
Jacob: Right… Well, I need to go. Have a nice day. –Leaves-
-At schoolyard near tree-
Zack: And she said this! –Mimics Penny unsuccessfully- “I only like Zack, take a hike.”
Carmen: -reading- She never said that; I was there. She said “Thanks. See you later Zack.”
Gumball: Yeah! What Carmen said!
Zack: You misheard! Sheesh!
Darwin: -opening cards and eating candy, with mouth full- Man I was really good this year!
Gumball: You were, dude, but that’s not how Valentine’s Day works. It’s like… Uh, Zack, how does it work?
Zack: Duh, you be attractive and awesome.
Gumball: Yeah! What Zack said!
Gumball: I don’t know about you dudes, but I’m opening my cards. –Goes in, opens locker-
Gumball: Huh? It’s almost empty! I’m going to find the meaning of this! –Goes into girls bathroom-
Masami: -shows door- GET OUT OF HERE! –Gumball rushes out, girl’s screaming-
Gumball: Still going to find the reason I don’t have a lot! –Runs down hallway-
-Shows girls outside-
Molly: -looking up- Oh, I think I see a cloud shaped like a car! And one live Elvis!
Penny: Interesting. Are you sure we shouldn’t be practicing for cheer-squad?
Molly: Positive. Oh, I see a lemur!
Penny: -looks over to Wattersons, walks over-
Zack: -waving long stick around- Come on; teach me the X-treme scream and nobody gets hurt!
Penny: Zack, are you threatening Darwin??
Zack: Nope! Hi, Penny!
Penny: Where’s Gumball?
Zack: Why do you need him?
Penny: No reason in particular.
Zack: I think I heard a frightening scream a minute ago, from the school, come to think of it.
Penny: And you didn’t go to see who it was?
Penny: Come on, guys! It could be an emergency! –Dashes with Darwin and Zack to school-
Darwin: I hope it’s not another monster!
Penny: It shouldn’t be! Wait; its right ahead! –Turns with others-
Penny: GUMBALL, WHAT’S WRONG? –Runs up to Gumball-
Darwin: Dude, what happened?
Zack: Yeah, I wonder.
Penny: For now, we need to end the episode: this is serious! –Whole class but Gumball gathers-
All: HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY, WONDERFUL VIEWERS!