[Bed Is Seen Watching TV, And His Famous Uncle Pillos Is Announcing A Contest]
Pillos: Do You Think You're Sleepy? Do You Think You Are Sleepy? ANSWER ME NOW!
Bed: it's My Uncle Pillos! And He's Hosting A Sleeping Contest! Mom!
Mrs. Sleepi: Yes Dear?
Bed: Uncle Pillos Is Hosting A Sleeping Contest!
Mrs. Sleepi: That's nice Dear, But its 12:30 In The Afternoon, You Really Need To Go To Bed Now.
Bed: Yes Mother.
[Bed Appears In A Dream Dreaming that He Is Dreaming That Yeah You Get The Point]
Sleepiest Sleeper Of All Sleepers
[Bed Is At School]
Bed: Gumball, Lead Me To Your Sleeper.
Gumball: Okay: I Sleep In The bottom Bunk Of My Bed.
Bed: Take Me There.
Gumball: Okay Here We Are. Just A Standard Bunk Bed. I'm In The Bottom, My Sister Anais Is Is Top, And Darwin Sleeps In His Fishbowl.
[Back at School]
Bed: Hey Penny, Show Me Where You Sleep.
Penny: Okay, This Is My Bed. It's A Standard One. Sometimes I Shape-Shift Into A Bed Like Clayton.
Bed: Okay, I Know Where Clayton Is Now. To Figure Out.
[Ocho Is Then Shown To Sleep In A Sleeping-Themed Arcade Game In His Gigantic Mother, Banana Joe On His Peel, Tina In A Dump: Jamie On A Bed With A Quilt Made Of Fur That Is Her Mother's Color, Clayton In Bed Form, Anton In A Toaster, Teri In A Clean Notebook, Idaho On A Field, Juke On A Supposed Plane To Boomboxembourg, Tobias In A Normal Bed, Bobert Being Powered Off, Eggheads In An Egg Basket, Hector On A Somewhat Tiny Bed, And Carrie Being An Immortal Ghost Who Stays Up all Night Watching Horror Movies]
Bed: And The Sleepiest Sleeper Of All Sleepers Is *Drumroll* Bobert! What If He Doesn't Get Powered On? Carrie Is The Worst Sleeper. She Just Spends The Night Watching Movies.
Carrie Krueger: Horror Movie Watcher!
Carrie: Bed, Do You Have Any DVDs Of Nightmare On Elmore Street?
Carrie: This Isn't What I Asked For. Sleepaline? The Insleepibles? Slee. P. The Extra Sleepyrial? Who Are You?
Bed: I Am Bed Pillose Sleepi.
Carrie: *Slaps Face*
Bed: What About Sleephrek? Or Snoreton Heres A Sleeper? Or Meet The Robinsleeps? JUST CHOOSE ALREADY!!
Carrie: I Don't Want These Movies, I Want Horror movies That Have Nothing To Do With Beds!!
Carrie: Mom I'm Going To Watch A Movie!
[Carrie Discovers Her Room To Be On Fire, She Jumps Onto Her Bed, Which Turns Out To Be Bed Himself]
Carrie: What The heck? What Have You Done?
Bed: Those Movies Need To Be Destroyed. BYE!!!!
Carrie: Wait! Is There Any Chance You're A Waterbed?
Bed: My Cousin Water Is.
Carrie: Where Is He?
Bed: In Vietnam.
Carrie: WHAT? VIETNAM?
Vietnam The Kidnapper
Bed: Yup. KIDNAP.
carrie: Why Randomly Say Kidnap?
Bed: that's All I Have To say. KIDNAP.
Carrie: Did Water Kidnap the Water Inside Him, Went to Vietnam, And If He Releases it It will Go Here And Burn Out My Fire?
[Goes to view of the inside of bed's head]
Bed's brain: She'll Never Get It Right.
[Leaves View Of bed's Head]
Bed: okay, I'm saying "KIDNAP" because Water Has Been Kidnapped In Vietnamm.
[Carrie's father, Vladus comes in]
Vladus: Carrie what's going on?
Carrie: This Bed Person Set My Room On Fire Because He Doesn't Want me To watch Horror Movies All Night and Wants Me To sleep So I Can Join His Uncle's Sleeping Contest!
Vladus: What? That's Horrible!
Bed: Mr. Krueger, You Want Her To stay Up Like that? I may be Obsessive But sleep Is very Important.
vladus: My last Name Is Lokowitchki.