-Mrs. Watterson on phone- "Yeah... okay... what?!?! Oh. Sorry... Okay then; tomorrow at nine. Bye."
Mrs. Watterson: Dinner Time!
-everyone sits at table-
Mrs. Watterson: Okay then: I wanted to tell you that tomorrow morning a sitter will watch you for the weekend.
Gumball: -spits out pizza- WHAT?!?!
Mr. watterson: But WHY?!?!
Mrs. Watterson: Because last time you flooded the house, and Richard, you just shouldn't be bothered by the task.
Mr. Watterson: Oh. Sounds good with me! -eats food-
Darwin: Who's this babysitter like?
Mrs. Watterson: Well, she's sweet, kind, and cute; you'll like her!
Darwin: Oh. -eats happily-
Anais: Mom, really, you're going to hire a babysitter for the first time without us meeting her first?
Mrs. Watterson: You know her, I think her name is Penny.
Gumball: WHAT?!?! Penny's coming over to babysit us?!?!
Mrs. Watterson: Yes, honey.
Gumball: Ohh.... I think I've lost my appetite.
Mr. watterson: Awesome! -eats from Gumball's plate-
Darwin: Gumball, I see her walking this way!
Gumball: Okay... -hypervinalates- Everything's going to be fine, everything is going to be fine...
-knock at the door, Mrs. Watterson answers-
Penny: Hi, Mrs. Watterson.
Mrs. Watterson: Oh; hi, sweetie! Well, as much as I'd like to stay here and chat, I'm going to be late for my conference. -dashes to Gumball, Darwin and Anais, kisses on head and runs out-
Gumball: H-Hi, Penny!
Penny: Hey, Gumball.
Gumball: S-so, how are you?
Penny: -steps backwards- Anais?! Well, hi?
Anais: I'm going to read, love-birds. Come on, Darwin.
Darwin: -skips up stairs with Anais.
Gumball: Well, there's my dad.
Penny: We already met. Man, he just sits there like a log?
Gumball: Pretty much.
Mr. Watterson: Oh; you must be the babysitter! I'm Dad!
Penny: Uh... good to meet you, Dad.
Penny: -turns to Gumball- Remember what we agreed on, right? Just like daycare: treat me like any other dude!
Gumball: -shyly- Okay. Let me go get Darwin.
[for this next part, Darwin told me all about it.]
Darwin: Oh, hi Gumball!
Gumball: Darwin, I need your help!
Darwin: What do you need?
Gumball: Cool dude stuff!!! On chat, I agreed to treat Penny like a dude! -turns red.
Anais: WHAT?!?! You're treating Penny like a dude? Some nit-witted girl like her would never learn your stupidity!
Darwin: Well; we could start with dodge or dare!
Gumball: -uncertainly- Okay.
Penny: -stares into closet with tons of love letters addressed to her- Peculiar... -hears Gumball and Darwin, shuts door-
Darwin: One of our favorite games is dodge or dare!
Penny: Cool! Let's play, dudes!
Gumball and Darwin: DODGE OR DARE!!!
Darwin: I'll demonstrate! -rolls a six, picks a card, reads- "Launch a rocket into the air using only stuff from your backpack!
Penny: Okay. -runs with paper plane and a portable fan, turns on and paper plane flies around.
Darwin: Pretty good for a starter! Now... -takes another card- "Break the fence!"
Penny: Breaking the fence is not allowed- accidentally charges into fence with antlers and breaks it-
Darwin: Cool! Now... -takes card- Fix the fence!
Penny: -Takes out hammer and fixes-
Gumball: My turn! -rolls dice- four! -takes card out- "Throw a bowling ball at nearest girl's head... -glances at Penny- Oh how did THAT get in there? -takes another- "Toss a mud bomb into Miss Simian's lunch. Well, I don't know where that it is.
Penny: I do; we should prank her!
Gumball: What?! You pull pranks?!
Penny: -excitedly- YEAH!!! What did you think, girls weren't hardcore?
Gumball: What?! er, no!
-10 minutes lates appears-
Penny, Gumball and Darwin come back into fence, laughing-
Gumball: Oh man, that was a hilarious idea, Penny!
Penny: I know, right? And it just costed three month's worth of my allowance to avoid detention! Wow, that was funny...
Darwin: Oh! I need to go... do something. -runs away, leaving Penny and Gumball alone-
Penny: Ohh... -looks around nervously-
Gumball: -laughs nervously-
Penny: So... should we do this thing?
Gumball: -nods, puckers up and leans closer to Penny-
Darwin: Guys, I got the cabbage! Wait... what are you doing?
Penny: Nothing, Darwin. Why do we need cabbage?
Darwin: To play Cabbage Ball!
Penny: -uncertainly- Cabbage ball? Well, I'd love to, but I need to check on Anais and Mr. Watterson. -walks away-
The rest: TBA